Invented a new word today:

Scientificating: (v) postulating on the unwarrated scientific merit of something, i.e: how the hell would a vampire sparkle? "I can't believe you're scientificating the properties involved in making a vampire sparkle in sunlight!"

Word invented by moi after a conversation in the car to this effect after the sheer absurdity of this conversation... none of us actually like Twilight. Half of us are violently opposed to it.