One Foot Out the Door

I has writings!

*watches people fall over in shock* Yes, I know. Shocking, isn't it. Writing and not icons for once.

Right this is in honour of Talk Like a Pirate Day. I wrote two drabbles. Lots of Simmons and Banachek in them. They're part of my Flipside universe, you don't have to have read the fic to get these two drabbles, but if you want to read it it can be found HERE

 

Title: Weigh Anchor 1/2 Author: masi_tfoot (aka Saffiter)
Disclaimer: I don't own them and I promise to put them back when I'm finished. I don't own Talk Like a Pirate Day, either.
Rating: PG Summary: In honour of Talk Like a Pirate Day. "Off with you, Simmons, It's time to walk". A not so gentle shove placed him on the short walk to a rather watery end.
Notes: This is part of my Flipside universe which you don't have to have read to be able to understand this fic. No, Jazz isn't dead in this. I don't like how they killed him, so I just pretend that he got really slagged instead (and Ratchet got really slagged off at him).

(Avast, ye Blast-ended Skrewts!)

(You're really going to make me walk the plank?)